Registry

471: Candy Para Your Salud

470: The Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Fanatics Association

469: Big ol' Fuckin' Knockers

468: Honorable Seppuku Barbie

467: Butt Sect

466: A Mantissy Fantasy

465: Forever Alone Guys

464: He Felt Fertile

463: Job-Ruining Fart

462: Head for the Life Boats! Abandon Shit!

461: You Gaywad

460: A Monopoly on Fursuits

459: He Got A Conky (Concussion)

458: Non-Bit Dick

457: Pendulous Titty

456: Cody Wyoming and the Truth About My Dad

455: Just the Most Massive Pair of Fucking Jugs You've Ever Seen In Your Whole Goddamn Life

454: Pissed Dehydrated Piss

453: Prehensile Penis

452: Anathema to Parties

451: Tom & Richard Petty, Our Brothers

450: Argyle Adjacent

449: Our Gile at Jason

448: Tom & Richard Petty Are Brothers

447: Fat Shitzgerald

446: Pre-Burger Vestibule

445: When in d

444: micro SmallDick Card

443: Chris P. Weiner

442: Nepalese Flood Surfer

441: Putty In Your Pants

440: Penis on a Half Shell

439: Dead Bodies are a Beautiful Thing

438: Rearrange My Innards, Senpai

437: Roly-Poly Little Bat-Faced Grill

436: Jack Human

435: Derrick

434: Unspent Seed + Denied Release

433: Pooch Infested Parklands

432: Boobs! Footboobs! Kick off Your Sunday Boobs.

431: The Overnight Sex Bag

430: Above the Jorted Plain!

429: One Big Red Testicle

428: Minefield of Organs

427: Homunculus Child

426: Big ol' Brain in that Retard

425: Nustin' a Butt

424: Fifty Fucker Cunt Punt

423: House Shower and Babywarming

422: Calling an Edible

421: The Blood Piss King

420: Free Range Donuts

419: Homegrown Fart

418: Pee on that Poop

417: Prostate Before Me

416: Prostrate Exam

415: And on the Third Day, The Final Taco Was Had

414: Lil Pocket Flask Fulla Piss

413: Once Supple Tits Henceforth Milked Dry & The Children Responsible

412: You May Put it On Lettuce, but I'll be Damned if There's Fruit in It

411: Sikh and Destroy

410: Louiscide

409: Just Prime Stink

408: Rewarded for Your Pestilence

407: The Common Thread of Girth

406: Beers After Bingo

405: Saosin is Not for Me

404: With (Master)Bated Breath

403: The Unstoppable Urge to Shit Pop

402: Cum Gutters Full of Piss

401: Buying Department Frank

400: Ham Senderson & Botty Scrotty

399: Cumdog Millionaire

398: Nothing Means Nothing

397: Latent Hidden Sexual Repression

396: Boner Got

395: Fart Cloud Dispersal Committee

394: Yhost of Gotye

393: Cans of City

392: Cuck-A-Doodle-Doo and the Humiliation Fetishes

391: The Savant of Wendy's Orders

390: The Killdozer Twinkle

389: No, You Fool, Not Ass Burgers

388: The Inevitable Not Girl

387: That's Not a Band Name... THAT'S a Band name.

386: Salazar Scissorin'

385: Nancy Pelosi's Ancient Knockers

384: Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, and Tate

383: Larry Teets

382: Faggots! Faggots All of Them!

381: Finger Her Neckussy

380: Boner Crushing Robot Handjob

379: The Same Career Trajectory As Alysia Tripp

378: Thwartation Device

377: A Rapier Rapier

376: A Little Gay Cry

374: Jared Urke's Baby Momma

373: Open the Gates and Sieze the Gay

372: Toddler Piss

371: Wipe Till It's Red

370: Sloppy Death Seconds

369: Vowel Laden Piece of Shit Language

368: Titty Fucking Mermaid Bitches

367: Christen That Hit

366: Honey, Where's My Boy George Hat?

365: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Messi

364: The Helplessness You Feel When Confronted With A Perfect Ass

363: We'll Fuck You Until It's Christmas! We'll Fuck You Until It's Christmas!!

362: 🫸 🫷

361: Yeah your bop.

360: HORSEWHIPPING!

359: Impressive, For A Hermaphrodite

358: Kuwagaziggazaggazerrimon

357: Self-Blumpkin

356: Influx of Horniness

355: Melanoma Friend

354: No One Ever Friend

353: Massive Hanging Mammories

352: Unconscious Kegels

351: Curdled Cum

350: Bloodstained Turd

349: A FUPA for the Ages

348: Tardarus

347: You & This Goddamn Minions Town

346: Dolly Parton's Greatest Tits Cover Band

345: Suicune Suicide

344: A Can of Gay Worms

343: Platonically Gay

342: Splattered Child

341: Big-Boned Betty and Her Boobs

340: We Met at the Crematorium

339: Steeplechase McGreevey & The Eldritch Horrors

338: The Average Tessas

337: *To the melody of Cold Hard Bitch by Jet* Cold hard tits, just a lick on the tips

336: Foul Attaint Sublimed Through Gainstanding

335: My Secret Romance

334: Unadulterated Tuberculosis

333: My Faggot Name is Twyler

332: Negotiating With the Kookaburra

331: What About Second Foreskin?

330: Help! I've Drank Epoxy!

329: Mark, Marcus, and Jamarcus

328: Goonslop

327: Rules of Enfagment

326: Wienis

325: Mud On Your Face, Biggest Race

324: Bill Cosby, Pills, and Ass

323: On the Cusp of a Slur

322: Foreskins in a Landfill

321: Flesh and Blood Father

320: Space, the Final China

319: Ornate Cuck Chair

318: The Most Rancid Stench of Shit You've Ever Encountered

317: Neutralize the Taco

316: Wendy's A-Gonna Wend

315: Shart Week

314: Heaving Tits with Merciless Abandon

313: Merciless Abandon

312: Heaving Tits

311: The Bellwether of Bellwethers

310: Fecal Lattice

309: One Autist to Another

308: Grandiose Garderobe

307: Saturday, When I Fart. Fingertits the 4th of July.

306: My Baby Self

305: Faggy Is What We Sound Like

304: Capillary Action 💦💦💦

303: Delineated Soft Spot / Retarded Baby

302: Extroyed

301: Scatentology

300: Gunkquistadors

299: Cobby Tibble and His Wibbly Wobblies

298: Drunken Sine Wave

297: Jesse James Jerkoff Sesh

296: Pursussy

295: Foreskins on Thursdays

294: Fart Talisman

293: Fifteen Above Retarded

292: Fingertits

291: My Bop?

290: Jack & Cokes with Jackets & Coats

289: Diphthong Tutorial

288: The Incomparable Mister Felix Mendelssohn-Gaywad III

287: Repugnant Douchenozzle

286: CBT with CBT

285: Goonmogging

284: The Freezie Treatment

283: Instaboners

282: Baby's First Dulcimer

281: Benny Babarooney and The Oney and The Twoey

280: Farted in Twain

279: So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Cum

278: Cut Down My Tree and Fuck Me

277: The Concept of Breasts

276: Talladega Gallbladder

275: Even the Afterbirth Was Sassy

274: Sad Little Tummy

273: Cesspit Stenographer

272: Issuing a Fat Twat

271: Faggette

270: The Stoic Collywobbles

269: First-Person Cuck Simulator

268: Audio Autism

267: Chibi Netanyahu

266: Marvin('s) Gaye

265: The Distinct Smell of Dog Piss

264: Court Appointed Prom Date

263: Burdened by the Weight of These Nuggets

262: Frank Mandini and His Didgeridoo Quartet

261: Yellowfard

260: Something Something Español

259: A Worthy Taint

258: Pimples Fullah Piss

257: Catatonic Carrion

256: Sharing & Taking Turds

255: Sexually Repressed Belch

254: The Essential Hard R

253: Clear the Fish Corpse

252: Fart Ventriloquism

251: Lenticular Theory of Mind

250: Guten Tired

249: Pizza Intact

248: The SS KYS

247: Shart Hits Denim

246: The Slurry Slop Shoppe Boys

245: Two Infallible Women

244: Instrumental Gay

243: Piss Muscle

242: Bleeding Black Blood

241: The Typhoid Boiz

240: Petite Teats

239: The Lawrence Welk to Ozzy Pipeline

238: Sexy Underprivileged Whale

237: Oliver Tits

236: Special Order Chimp Bride

235: Hot Dog Constellation

234: My Retarded Queen

233: Take His Pants Off and Kiss Him

232: Unfinished Pants

231: The Time Blind Apocalypse

230: Diarrhea, Count Me In

229: Two Hours of Piss

228: Rosacea-Laden Finger

227: Oops! All Foreskins

226: 2 Beers Or Not 2 Beers

225: Honorifics for Faggots

224: Blood on the Latex

223: Apoplectic for Days

222: My Little Malapropism

221: Jubilent and Moist

220: An Eternity in Fart Time

219: Scarf in Silence

218: Chuck "Mad Dog" Clemens

217: Spackle, More Spackle!

216: Slippery Missus

215: A Shart of Ice and Fire

214: Ragooner Sauce

213: Churd

212: Never Leave a Burger Behind

211: Smooth Brained Retard Factory

210: Jaundice Means Grass

209: Queef Stroganoff

208: Covenant of Jaundice

207: Faggot Tree

206: The ICE Man Cometh

205: Burger Lust

204: Mr. President, They Hit the Second Taco!

203: Diurinal Pissing

202: Sunquint, Nussing, but Not Willy

201: I wish the snow was your dad

200: Corpulent Copulation

199: Chicken Fuckits

198: How Big is Your Bop?

197: Watch My Blood

196: ADHD-Having Simpleton

195: Dingle Larry

194: Franklin Albatross and the Gritty Titties

193: Ill-begotten Burger

192: Sixdicks None the Thicker

191: Bangers Aplenty

190: The Piss Puddle Massacre

189: "Dirt" Dirk Kurt-Kirk

188: Muff Monday

187: Turd Tyrant

186: 😟 Ratio

185: Commence the Jigglin'

184: Cutting Teeth on Dis Boi's Harmonica

183: Vitiligo Where it Counts

182: Dinnerdate Dilly & His Cattywampus Willy

181: A Shart in the Hand is Worth a Poop in the Butt

179: The Squid has Arrived

178: In Our Spacious Boner

177: Inauspicious Boner

176: Labubu Autism

175: Feral Accountant

174: Ravaged Ravioli

173: Hog : Cranked ✅️ Pants : Shid ✅️ Gob : Blessed ✅️

172: Datamined Piss Reserves

171: Lies of Piss

170: Drown my Throat in Beer

169: Good Ol' Fashioned Fenty Death

168: Laprasex

167: Restless Balls Ever Vying

166: Unyieldingly Autistic

165: Pre-Hot Dog

164: Dainty AF

163: Infeasibly Pleasureable

162: Goon in June for Hee

161: Appropriate Squish

160: Her Face No, Her Bod Yes

159: Sucking a Fuckit Dick

158: Bridge Jumping Crew

157: Oh fuck... I'm gonna shart 🫦

156: Sunflower Seed Spit Juice

155: The Dark Side of Cheap Eggs

154: Of Course, The Dog

153: okay

152: Lunar Fart Cycle

151: The Freebie GB's

150: Undrying Stain

149: Grapes & Mommy

148: Physical Racism

147: Dada Drink Store

146: Befuck Your Mom

145: Legacy of the Jedi

144: Certified Pooch

143: Enfeebled Cheerleader

142: Beerded Dragon

141: Bring Forth the Chosen Taco

140: Human Mouth Saliva Stain

139: Piss Pustule

138: Gerbil Quinceañera

137: Panties Over Sushi

136: Against Me Boobs

135: (Boobs) Against Me!

134: Deafening Sharts

133: Heavers

132: The Desperate Cry of an Imprisoned Turd

131: Ritualistic Shoe Bath

130: Panera After Sex

129: It Reminds Me of Hole

128: Anticipatory Boner

127: Pay Heed the Squall

126: Insatiable Urge to Bully

125: Director's Cunt

124: Heroin Hippie

123: The Old Bentley Hairs

122: gimmieabeer

121: Hold Down the Jorts

120: Post-Nut Clarity

119: Gay and Afraid

118: The Bussy Boys

117: Piece a Shit Spider

116: Mach One Mockingbird

115: Below Average Weinering

114: Most People are Brets

113: B-Holed, My Butthole!

112: Onion-Stained Hand

111: The Eggs Dilemma

110: Post-Clarity Nut

109: Paper Mache Slide Whistle

108: COVID In Your Coke

107: Baal's Deep in a Cult

106: Cheesy Cookie Sandwich

105: Terminal Secretions

104: I'm Not Afoot, but My Door is Ajar

102: Shid Myself to Death

101: Keep the Seed Close at Hand

100: Incorporating the Whipped Cream

99: Best Retard NA

98: Shart My Inner Cheeks

97: I'm Peeing You

96: Bitin' Her Nippies

95: Dementia Dad

94: D-d-d-d-d-d I'm-Mensha-d-d

93: I Eat What She Eats

92: Piss Pan

91: Three Is Too Many

90: Ben Blue Balled Thrrrice

89: See Them as Tandem

88: Jowl Shaking Jerkoff

87: A Brutal Fart

86: Thanks Dada, Ya Black Charizard

85: The Pee Shivers

84: Encrusted Beef Broth

83: Jonny Queef

81: Seto Kaiba, The Bastard

80: Provide Slumber

79: Family Rebellion

78: Wellington-Chinned Man

77: Hey! Yellow!

76: They're There

75: I'm goin' N

74: Damn Sarnold

73: Half-Timber Ziggurat

72: Sorry About Thatcher

71: Will Shat in Her

70: Female Delicatessens

69: The Pip You Wish For

68: Trip On My Toe, Sis

67: Truncated Your Countdown

66: Deep in the Annals

65: Quarter Chubs in Church

64: Accornting for Counflakes

63: Punchin' the Labia

62: Desiccated Viscera

61: Now I Have to Really KMS

60: Vacuum in a Vestibule

59: Comprising the Vulva

57: Virgil & the Muncie County Penitentiary Boys Choir

56: ¿Cómo se dice? Faggot...

55: Be Still My Throbbing Balls

54: Emulsified Pile

53: A Couple Good Information

52: Yard Sard

51: Brilliant Bovine

50: The Leggy Bois

49: The Wilhelm Scream

48: Venus Rabbit Trap

47: Maggots? Maggots.

46: LeKobe O'Jordan

45: Wilford Brimley's Mustache

44: Robert From Uganda

43: Derp Merchant

42: Go! Moon Whales!

40: Accounting for Cornflakes

39: Fortnite In Your Freezer

38: Daddy, Chill

37: What The Hell Is Even That?

36: Amsterdammit

35: Stinkbank McDougalheim

34: Beeschurger

33: Tot Conglomeration

32: The Mutant Apples

31: The Trees

30: Beverly Hills Cheese Milk Farmers 6894 The Great Gatsby 72 Sneaky Raccoon Actor Troupe 4B7A6 Yodeling Gorilla Car Insurance 27 Amplify Chester More Up 0 Calculus 7

29: Bobby Richford & The Rascal Jackals

28: Von Deputy Motorcycle Parade

27: Shazam the Dolphin Forever Man

26: Poker Playing Pipeline Possums

25: Aaaaaaaaaaaaavark

24: Aaaardvark

23: Aaardvark

22: Aaron, King of the Ozone

21: The Language Barrier

20: Flamin Hot Cakes

19: Flamin' Hot Cakes

18: Flaming Hot Cakes

17: Owls, Your Highness

16: You, Myself, and Ben

15: Mason Shiss & The Sneezin' Reason

14: Coastal Mainland

13: Triple Mitosis

12: 666 Satan Snakes

11: The Dandy Lions

10: Macaroni Famine

9: The Canker Blossoms

8: Lasterday

7: Everlasting Menopause

6: Arachnophobia Aircraft

4: Turds, Birds, and the Everlasting Friendship

3: She's the Fauna

1: Deerskin Dashboard Station